A Letter to Mr. Jay Leno

Dear Mr. Leno,

Does our society know the meaning of retirement anymore?  (I’m leaving a link to the definition in case you need a refresher!) You retired from “The Tonight Show.”  Then you were given a prime time slot at NBC.  Your show wasn’t too good…although I liked your interview with Kanye West after his Tayor Swift debacle.  NBC canceled your show.  They are letting you save face by just going into the Winter Olympics, a natural break in the regular broadcasting schedule.  Now, you want back on “The Tonight Show.”

Really?

You r-e-t-i-r-e-d! Retired.

Let Conan shine.   (I myself am not a Conan fan, although I will admit he is certainly an upgrade from you in that desk, but leave the poor man alone!)

How many other celebrities have had a tough time retiring?   Hmmmm.

  • Michael Jordan
  • Brett Favre
  • Roger Clemens
  • Ryne Sandberg
  • Lance Armstrong
  • Magic Johnson
  • Jay – Z
  • Garth Brooks
  • Barbra Streisand

Just to name a few.  I know there are several more.  Do you seriously want your name added to this list?

Make nice, leave quietly. If you want to work, find another outlet.   Don’t un-retire.  That’s so not cool.

Sincerely,

2 thoughts on “A Letter to Mr. Jay Leno

  1. How dare you knock Barbra!!!! her fans want more…I can’t believe you mentioned her in that flea bag list of has beens!!! Who’s kid are you anyway???

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